December 2009
48 posts
Uh oh, future me.
Now me finally JesusPhone. What can this mean for us? Only time will tell. This Tumblr app is helping with it’s freeness.
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“He also said the baby’s birth will not affect his availability for Sunday’s game...”
– LOL @ Tom Brady being all “Yeah, no. Don’t worry. I’ll be there” after his wife just squeezed life out of her vagina.
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He kinda has to show up, cause like…we’re SUCKING THIS SEASON. Babies get born every day! Not rings, y’all!
Yeah, I’m delusional, I...
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This story has seriously messed with my head... →
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“… and by the way, I can’t afford to pay you for this job, but you will be paid...”
– (via clientsfromhell) (via awesometer)
Yup.
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On Californication
If you want to start watching Californication, here’s what you can expect:
Wealthy white folks peppering their speech with Ebonics as a matter of course.
Concept: “New York is Superior to LA” - discuss.
Excess
The occasional literary reference.
Tittays
Alcohol misuse
Mr. Duchovny saying ‘muthafuckaaaaa!’ is a delightful high-pitched way, in what feels like...
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Men prefer smell of bacon to babies |... →
baconbaconbacon:
“Men prefer the smell of petrol and frying bacon to that of a newborn baby, a study has found.”
In other news, a study has found that women also prefer the smell of bacon to that of babies. Babies stink.
via iamthegirlanachronism
Telegraph is great but definitely told only half of the story. Bravo 3B.
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Rules for the Unemployed: AB
Gal Friend: Jealous of interview, btw.
Me: [redacted] hooked me up! I'm kind of jealous of myself.
Gal: I know. I can't bemoan. I have been really shy about it. Mostly jealous of the hook-up!
Me: ABH Always Be Hustlin'
Gal: Abh?
Gal: Oh. Duh.
Gal: ABN Always Be Nappin'.
Me: HBSB Hella Be Shankin' Bitches
Gal: Snk! (thas a snicker)
Me: I wish my boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt would bring me nachos right now.
Gal: It'd just be bad vegan cheese
Me: SHUT UP HE IS NOT
Gal: Vegan farts! Vegan farts!
Me: Don't smell as bad! Bitch
Gal: Mmmmm that broccoli smell...
Me: Except that one.
Gal: Heeeee. He damn cute handsome smart boy that un.
Me: I knows! Guess what? [redacted non-texter] just texted me to tell me Brick is his fave movie ever. Which I told him to rent.
Gal: I'm gona go fulfill my potato image now and go watch tv
Me: Awes. I will try to provide my own nachos.
Hey guys, anyone got google wave invites to share? I could really use a couple. Cheers!
Ever had the thought ‘oh, so-and-so should do THAT with their life’ and then realized, ‘Maybe *I* want to do that. Oh wow.’ Yeah.
Fun Facts: Webster Lake
whydoihaveablog:
Webster Lake, in Webster, Massachusetts, is also sometimes referred to as its original name; Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaug.
Funner Fact: The length of this name is actually why white men justified killing Injuns.
More Fun Facts:
I have cousins from/in this town
When I was little, my grandfather gave me a bitchin’ t-shirt with an Indian head in the...
“I’m just saying, life is short. Ladies, ya’ll need to stop stressing all the...”
– Katt Williams has sort of become my Life Coach these past few weeks. (via whydoihaveablog)
I am just getting on this train now. Get some nigga friends, white people!
“FACT: Bacon will mucduc you.”
– Cree8 over at Ninja, congrats on your admin status and thanks for the lol.
A Decade of Hipsters
Not only did I recognize some folks here, but this survey made me nostalgic for my ‘05 flirtation with the idea of getting a scooter.
Recap: Here are some of the BACON things our...
baconbaconbacon:
Brussels Sprouts and Bacon (zoomar)
Bacon Explosion instead of a turkey (caro)
Plate of Bacon with gravy (phuongglove)
Bacon-Wrapped Asparagus (bladeslashrevolver)
String Beans with Sauteed Bacon (shortandsweetie)
Brussels Sprouts tossed in bacon fat (thebluehou)
Spinach Dip w/ Bacon (un)
Bacon, Figs and Brussels Sprouts (connectone)
Bourbon, Bacon, & Chocolate Bread...
i love this coming from him esp. RT @greggrunberg: I like big butts and I cannot lie. http://yfrog.com/3l47831042j